What the hell???

This afternoon when i was walking to megan phileo, there was this taxi driver stopped me and hand to me his handphone. I was like, what the hell??? Anyway then he said " tolong..tolong saya. Cakap sama ini orang saya mahu pergi KLIA. Saya mau duit saya" again i was like, what the hell??? But then he told me he cant speak english. So i was  oh..ok. So i took the phone and started to talk. By the way the guy in the phone is an african:

Me: hello.. This taxi driver asked me to tell u he wants his money and he wants to go to klia. He doesnt kno how to speak english.
Africano: bla bla blaaa what?? (tht what i heard)
Me: dude this taxi driver wants his money la.
Africano: where r u?
Me: in front of osk bank at the taxi stand.
Africano: where?
Me: in front of osk bank building!
Africano: where??
me: ehhh fucker u just pay laa this taxi driver what u owe him!!! ( i started to get pissed)
Africano: where???
Me: heyy african ass hole cant u hear what i just said???
Africano: oh ok ok i see u.
Me: (how the hell hes here???)

I was abit agitated when i saw him from far walking towards us. Six footer at least! Whatever happen im doing it for my country men. Ehh pakcik.. Apa apa hal u back up saya tau! That what i told the taxi driver. As the african guy approached near us i saw he was smiling. Oh...okkk. What a relief! Anyway he said thanks to me and i walked away.

Morale: when u want to curse someone on the phone make sure hes not near by and deaf

11th anniversary

Recently was our 11th anniversary. I wrote a poem to my wife. It was a reply of a poem she wrote to me when she was 16 years old. Yup2!!! i know i know...it was long time ago and only now i reply??? haha...

I framed both of the poems and gave them to her.

Hers to me.

TO: YOU

WHEN DAYS ARE LONG AND HOURS STRETCH
A DAY THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO WRETCHED
I SIT BACK AND I THINK OF YOU
BLOCKING MY RUNNING NOSE WITH A TISSUE

A STUPID POEM, YES THIS IS
TO TELL THIS PERSON HOW I TRULY MISS
HIM WHEN I THINK OF ALL THOSE TIMES
HE SAT WITH ME THRU RONES AND RHINES

I WISH HE SAT WITH ME RIGHT NOW
TO COMFORT ME TO ASK ME HOW
I AM AND WHAT I'M FEELING
OH, HOW WRETCHED AND BORED I FEEL

WHEN I THINK OF YOU WAY OVER THERE
IT'S MORE THAN I CAN BEAR
WHEN I'M WAY OVER HERE WITHOUT YOU
BLOWING MY NOSE IN A TISSUE
OH WHAT A STUPID POEM THIS IS

GOOD NIGHT, SWEET DREAMS

Mine to her...

To: You

As time goes by and days are slight
Life is hectic and everything is tight
A lot of work and everything is due
In the back of my mind I'm thinking of you

You don't have to miss me
You don't have to feel wretched
Because you already have me
As your husband to share your bed

I have known you most of my life
Thank you so much for being my wife
Everyday I will come back to you
To love you more and the children too

You don't have to be alone again
Blowing your running nose in pain
Sorry.. I'm not good in writing like you
But I can always hand you the tissue

Thank you for giving me your love light
Over the beautiful 11 years full of bright
Sorry if I ever hurt you before which I might
I love you so much and see you tonight.

What a year so far...

It has been quite sometimes since the last time i wrote. This year so far my life was not really pleasant. I wish i could turn back time and change it.

Did'nt get my promotion early this year. The boss scared that if he promote me then i will have my own portfolio and i won't be working under him anymore. He needs me to run his portfolio. Bummerrr... Morale: Don't show that u are smart. Then u will stuck.

In march my dad passed away. He was 83 years old. When he was alive i kept on delaying things that he wanted me to do. And now when hes gone, i feel so damn guilty and regret for not fufilling his request. Im so sorry dad... And i miss u so much! Morale: hey ass hole!!! Pls fulfill or hear what ur parents said. Sometimes u may not agree with what they say or want. But let me tell u... Most of the time they are right!!!

Few weeks back i had an operation to remove kidney stone in my urinary tract. Ouchh... Morale: drink a lot of water. Like the doc said.. Dont be a camel, be a fish...WTF???

Having a Good Smile

I'm wearing a braces now. Got it in last wednesday. Before I got it, I've read alot about it. And I also read about the comments given by the people who used to wear it and wearing it. This is my comments about it:

Before you spend the time and money to straighten your teeth, get at least two opinions, if possible, as a "sanity check." Orthodontists can vary in their treatment approach. If you don't like what one ortho says, get more opinions until you reach a consensus of opinion -- especially if extractions or jaw surgery may be involved. Consultations are usually free.

In my case, at first the ortho wanted to remove 4 of my molars. 2 above and another 2 below. After having a long discussion with him we had reached a consensus not to do the extraction and see first after 3 - 4 months of the treatment. If the teeth really need the space then the extraction will take place. For me that's fair enough.

Right after he put the braces on my teeth, actually i didnt feel any pain at all. I just feel abit uncomfortable like wearing a mouth guard. The ortho also fixed somethning on my teeth so that if i chew my upper teeth wont hit the lower braces. Hey I thought this is not so bad at all.

After few hours then it started... It's fucking painful as the teeth started to move! And when i want to eat i cant chew because of the stupid thing the dentist put on my teeth. Now i know why people wearing it loss alot of weight.

Now after two days, the pain has lessen. I didn't eat that much for the past two days. During lunch hour, i could'nt care less and ordered a shish kebab. Sakit or not...don't care just eat! So this will continue for another two years. Such a long time to go....

2008 Round Up

Since I didn't post anything in year 2008 due to my tight work schedule (ye ke?) and amazing after work life, here are some of events occurred during the period:-

1. Amani's 2nd Birthday


2. Amani Got Chicken Pox



3. Amani's School Concert



4. Amani's First Bike Ride



5. Pangkor Holiday



6. Cameron Highland Holiday



7. Office's Family Day Somewhere in Cherating



8. Bought OMEGA SEAMASTER PLANET OCEAN FOR RM149.99..Priceless!! (ACTUAL RP RM10,500)



To be continued....

Goy Tel, A Series of Unfortunate Events

You know what… this is a hell month for me. First, the salary adjustment which I’ve been waiting for turn out to be an adjustment of 3% instead of 30% which me and my fellow colleagues have anticipated. Come on man…That can’t even cover the inflation! Second, my wife suddenly got pneumonia and was admitted into the hospital for 4 days. I didn’t know that pneumonia is contagious. So on the first day she was at the hospital, I brought my folks and my daughter to see her. When the doctor came into the room, he told us that this thing is contagious and quite dangerous especially to children and old people. There you go! Why the hell you didn’t tell me when you attended my wife earlier. Third, as my wife at the hospital, my daughter fall sick. Poor her…took her to see her pediatrician. The doc gave her some antibiotic, concerned if she got infected from her mummy. I didn’t get to sleep for 4 days and I tell you…When it came to giving medicine to that little girl, you can be deaf with her scream. Plus with her struggling and boneless maneuver, calming an angry bull seems very much easier. Fourth, the day someone had agreed to buy my car (cash some more), that was the day the car had an accident. I can’t believe it! And the fucking idiot who hit my car was fucking drunk when it happened. This kind of people should be stabbed on the chest, ripped it open, pull out the heart and give it to the dogs! Fifth, After the car was fixed, I trade in the car with a new car. The thing is, the auto market nowadays is not doing so well and I have to top up few thousands to settle the outstanding loan of the old car with the bank. The day I trade in my car and signed the agreement that was the day I received a call from someone saying that he wanted to buy the car (Also in cash plus cover the loan). There goes my money!

Except for the few thousands loss, things turn out to be ok. On top of the salary adjustment, we got the 5% yearly increment. Ok la…not too bad. My wife has fully recovered and my daughter too. The fucking drunk driver already taken care by the police and I hope things going to be better for me from now on. God bless me!

- Everything happened for a reason. God works in mysterious ways. -

My lovely Amani...

Waaaaaaaa...who folded me like this? You think I'm a curry puff? Waaaaaaaa... Waaaaaaaaa....













Yo..yo..Wassap??







Hey watcha lookin at?








Burrrrppp...I'm so full... zzzzzz








I am the powerrrr!!! Burrrppp...I'm so full...zzzz








I luv mummy and papa!









Watch out! Peeping Jane...

Lembaga...

Pagi tadi semasa aku terjaga dari tidur, tangan kiriku tidak dapat diluruskan. Sakitnya tidak terperi pabila ku cuba jua untuk meluruskannya. Belakang ku terasa berdenyut-denyut. Waduh! Mengapa sakitnya? Di dalam keadaan yang masih separuh jaga, aku memaksa pemikiranku untuk kembali kepada apa yang telah berlaku malam tadi. Sedikit demi sedikit ia mula kembali kepada kepala hotak ku ni. Aku teringat aku didatangi oleh satu lembaga. Di kala itu aku sedang berbaring. Sepantas kilat lembaga itu telah menaiki tubuh ku lalu menghenyak-henyak tubuhku tanpa belas kasihan. Aku menjerit kesakitan! Aku merayu kepada lembaga itu supaya tidak melakukannya lagi. Sambil menggeleng-gelengkan kepalanya ia terus menghenyak diriku. Sedang aku dihenyak dengan begitu kuat oleh lembaga tersebut, aku terlihat matanya memandang ke dadaku. Dadaku yang tidak dialasi walau seurat benang tu diperhatikan oleh mata lembaga itu dengan tajamnya. Rupa-rupanya lembaga itu sedang memerhatikan putingku yang berwarna ala-ala merah jambu itu. Sepantas kilat, jari-jari yang berkuku panjang dan tajam telah mencengkam puting ku. Aku hanya mampu menjerit mengerang kesakitan... Tiba-tba pemikiran aku tersentak pabila azan subuh berkumandang. Aku bangun dari katil ku dengan penuh kesakitan. Ku toleh ke meja katil yang berada disebelahku. Pabila aku terpandang talipon kameraku, aku teringat yang aku sempat menangkap gambar lembaga tersebut di kala diseranginya. Jika anda tidak mempunyai semangat kuat di nasihatkan supaya tidak melihat gambar ini....

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13 January 2006

Yup...13 January 2006. That is my appointment date. An appointment that I really don't look forward to go...

One day during Ramadhan, while I was working, suddenly I can't seem to focus my eyes. Then my eye sight started to become blurry and followed by a numbness on the left side of my body. After that, it started. A bloody painfull headache! I was immediately brought to the nearest hospital. Later they did a CT Scan on my head and found a cyst. For a moment, all I can think was, there goes my head, will be cut open! The doctor advised me to see the neurologist as she can't do anything about it. After all she's just an MO. That night i can't sleep and was the longest night ever in my life. So the next day I went to see the neurologist. For about 15 to 20 minutes the neurologist kept on asking me with alot of questions and recorded all my answers in the computer. Then, she stopped and looked at me and said "You should not be worried. In my opinion, I don't think the cyst in your head is the cause of the headache. It may be already there since birth. The headache, the numbness and the blurry eye sight can be due to other reason such as low sugar level in the body as you were fasting" Thank God! Just to be at the safe side, she suggested to me to do an MRI and a date was set...13 January 2006.

Until today, thank to the God, I'm fine. But deep inside, a worry still attach...

Year 2006, What A Year...

Time went by without noticing it's already the end of year. 2006 has been quite a hectic year. I've been busting my ass instead of my balls (like I said earlier). The result... I went above my KPI this year. However, the bonus seems almost the same as last year! I don't know whether I should laugh or cry (Crying for not swinging my balls). Anyway, enough talking about work...

My Amani is almost 1 year old. Her birthday is coming next January. Me and my wife still don't have any idea of how we should celebrate it. A cake with a candle will end up smashed by her. Plus she still very young to appreciate it. Another toy for her? I don't think so. Her toys are every where in the house and I won't stand another kid song playing from the toys. "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round" Can't stand it!

May be we should just don't celebrate it. Just a wish of happy birthday and this will go on until she grown up. See what will happen after 7 years. If she ends up hating us later then we won't do it to her brother or sister. Haha... I guess I'm not that cruel. Plus to wait after 7 years to get another baby is not appropriate as I would have to finance his/her education even though I have retired later.

Anyway, if you found this blog later Amani, Papa loves you...